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8 Relatable Things Thanos Would Say If He Crosses Realms And Lands Up In Saadi Dilli

Manya Wats 30 Mar 2019


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Oh, snap! April will be upon us soon and all Marvel fans know that shizz is about to hit the fan! After waiting with bated breath for so long, Avengers Endgame is finally releasing and we’re eagerly waiting to see how our superheroes will avenge the fallen! But a thought that has kept us awake at nights is what if one of the most hated villains of all time was from Delhi? We’re talking about the son of Eternals A'lars and Sui-San and the destroyer of the human race - Thanos. What would he do if he came to our beloved city? Read on to find out!

1. “Forget The Human Race, How Do I Make This Traffic Disappear?"

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The one thing that really tests a Delhiite’s patience is the infuriating traffic that plagues this city. Imagine how hilarious it would be if Thanos finally lands up here and gets stuck at the Dhaula Kuan signal! We’re sure he’ll wrack his brains looking for ways to dispel the traffic into ashes before he gets ready to fight off The Avengers!

2. “Chai-Sutta, Perfectly Balanced, As All Things Should Be”

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Thanos was obsessed with the idea of striking the perfect balance between all things and now that we’ve brought him to Delhi, imagine Thanos standing at your next door khokha, sipping on kadak masala chai while puffing out smoke rings. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be!

3. When Thanos Gets In A Fight With An Auto Wala - “You Should Have Gone For The Head”

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Auto wale bhaiyas know how to pick a fight with anyone. And when Thanos takes an auto to GTB Nagar from Satya Niketan, there are bound to be some quarrels and negotiations. And with the rising temperatures, auto wale bhaiya’s temper is also on the rise. These people get into a fight and what comes next is the SNAP ‘cause auto wala doesn’t know that he should’ve gone for the head!

4. “You Should Choose Your Words Wisely” - When Thanos Is Stopped By A Police Wala

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Picture Credits: Toys & Stuff

Thanos won’t wear a helmet while riding his bike in Dilli ‘cause, well, he’s Thanos after all, duh! So, of course, our trusty thullas will defo stop him and what comes next is Thanos telling them, “You should choose your words wisely” just the way he said it to Iron Man!

5. “That Does Put A Smile On My Face, But You Can’t See It ‘Cause Of The Pollution Mask”

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Delhi is popular for many reasons and pollution is perhaps the main one. Even the mighty Thanos can’t escape it and has to wear a pollution mask for safety purposes. And because of this, you can’t see him beam but remember, HE DOES SMILE!

6. “Dread It. Run From It.” Thanos Still Arrives At Rajiv Chowk MS (And Dreads IT)!

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Walk into the Rajiv Chowk MS any time of the day and it is overcrowded with people running helter-skelter. No matter what Thanos may think of himself, no matter where he travels, he’s absolutely gonna dread when he lands up at the notorious Rajiv Chowk metro station, just like the rest of us mere mortals!

7. When Thanos Gets An Uber - Gamora: “Did You Do It?” Thanos: “Yes” Gamora: “What Did It Cost?” Thanos: “Everything!”

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Travelling by an Uber can be quite expensive these days especially during the surge pricing! Now imagine travelling from Gurgaon to South Delhi and shelling out crazy big bucks - yes, even the fearsome Thanos’ wallet will wallow in pain!

8. “Tu Janta Nahi Mera Baap Kaun Hai” Would Be Thanos’ Undoing!

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Picture Credits: Marvel India

But guys, wait! We’re positive that the one thing that would’ve stopped Thanos from snapping his fingers, the thing that would’ve made even the gargantuan god quake in his boots is the most favourite and intimidating catchphrase of every Delhiite - “Tu janta nahi mera baap kaun hai!”. Agreed?

So, what do you think would have happened if Thanos was from Delhi? Let us know!